Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for wang.

Forget the pizza. This Mother I'D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for jock.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British Mamma I’D LIKE TO FUCK, orders 2 big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery petticoat chaser arrives, this babe gives a decision she’d rather have his meat-thermometer than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is smth I could choke on,” that babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, this chab doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would really adore to fuck u.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his 10-Pounder, hops on top of it, rides it unyielding and jacks him onto her glamorous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To shag hawt MILFS. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn wet crack?

A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable boys
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Furthermore, about Pandora. That babe is from Luton, which is north of London. This babe is a Mamma and grandmother. That babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. That babe is a swinger. She loves studs who wear suits. We discovered her on Twitter. The utmost job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for u, certainly!”

Of course!

The majority worthy job for dudes who desire to have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery boys.

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